Colleen Zimmerman ran as Ontario’s Markham-Unionville District New Democratic Party candidate for a seat in Canada’s House of Commons in 2015. She was crushed by Conservative Party candidate Bob Saroya, who went on to serve in the Canadian Parliament from 2015-2021. Colleen came in a very distant third, garnering just over 5% of the vote, while the two major party candidates raked in the overwhelming majority in the predominately Chinese riding (electoral district). Colleens’s official candidate profile and her long abandoned Twitter (now X) candidate account are both still up, as of the writing.
After her extremely poor showing in the 2015 Canadian Federal Election, it seems that Colleen abandoned her political pursuits and returned to private life, which we won’t delve into as this article is not intended. This is about Colleen’s appearances in the public eye that occurred before her run for a seat in the Canadian Parliament.
In case you think Colleen looks familiar, but you can’t quite place her, or even if you believe you have never seen her before, but wouldn’t mind seeing (a lot) more of her (even though it may be from as much as 20 years ago), please read on.
Long before throwing her hat in the political arena, Colleen did some acting. She was credited as “student” in an episode of fifth season of the popular comedy Trailer Park Boys entitled “The Winds of Shit, ” that aired May 29, 2005. Despite her very brief and only appearance in just a single episode, Colleen made a lasting impression on fans. There is a (now long closed) Reddit thread on her and her character, in which she is referred to by the locker number and combination her character (“Student”) gives Ricky so he’ll know where to get the money and place the hash, which he sells to the students at the vocational school where he works as a custodian.
Colleen’s IMDb credits also include behind-the-scenes roles on the kid’s TV cooking show Taste Buds (as a receptionist from 2009-2010) and the animated series Skatoony (in 2011, also as a receptionist). However, it was Colleen’s October 2005 endeavor that truly revealed all of her sides.
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No, Naked News anchors didn’t need to be stacked. Yukiko Kimura, Anthea King (pre boob job) are just a couple of anchors who come to mind who had pretty small pairs. Even Victoria Sinclair and Roxanne West weren’t busty, but if Colleen would have been chosen, I believe she would have had been the anchor with the smallest tits ever.
Yes, those tits of hers are tiny (and I’m sure she is very well aware of that), but Colleen also seemed a little awkward in her delivery, and since she choose to get dressed and cover herself for the post audition interview, she probably wasn’t Naked News material, since NN anchors are pretty much unfazed by being naked in any situation.. regardless of the size of their ta-tas. Colleen’s audition was probably a “bucket list” kinda thing for her, and she didn’t expect to get an offer to become a nude newscaster.
Many girls who have auditioned for Naked News, as you can see in the NN archives, seemed to be doing it as sort of a “bucket list” or even “dare” sort of thing. I’m sure this was a “one time only” thing for Colleen, I mean “Krista.”