What would have been Eliza Jayne’s interview

Not Eliza JayneFor our first Incomplete Interview of 2017, we present, with a certain degree of apathy, the unanswered questions to model Elizabeth Roden aka Elisabeth Jayne aka Eliza Jayne.

Last October, after it seemed that a real time interview over Skype wouldn’t work out anytime soon, a suggestion for an e-mail interview was proposed and accepted by Eliza with an “Ok sounds good.” After questions were sent, no acknowledgement was received. Follow-up messages and e-mails also went unanswered, so here we are. Enjoy the following questions Eliza Jayne never replied to. At left is where a photo of Eliza would have been, had this interview panned out.

 

 

 


Not Eliza Jayne
Photo of Eliza would have gone above and here would have been the caption.

CHRIS CHARLES: It’s a pleasure to be featuring you here, Eliza. I’ll start with a few “generic” questions. First of which is; how did you get started modeling?
ELIZA JAYNE:

CHRIS: Who have been some of your favorite photographers to work with?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: What would you say has been your most memorable photo shoot, for either a good or bad reason?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: You state at your Model Mayhem profile that you don’t shoot nudes. Despite that, do you still constantly get offers for nude photo shoots?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: You haven’t posted to you blog in over a year, but I see several of your posts are of you giving advice to ladies thinking of entering the modeling industry. When you first started, did you seek out anyone’s advice?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Were there many things about the modeling industry you “learned the hard way”?
ELIZA:

Not Eliza Jayne
Photo of Eliza would have gone above and here would have been the caption.

CHRIS: Oh to your acting. I see you have a few films currently in pre-production. What film are you currently working on?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Would you say horror is your favorite genre?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Who are some names in indies films, on either side of the camera, you’ve worked with, so far?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Anyone you particularly want to work with?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: If you were offered what you thought to be a good role, but it included a nude scene, would you consider it?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: I see you appeared in four episodes during the sixth season of the “docusoap” Jerseylicious. What was your involvement on that show like?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Shifting gears; what first got you interested in the paranormal?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: You were a “trainee” on the 2010 TV show Haunt U. When you complete those six episodes, did you feel that you’d learned enough to lead a ghost hunt, or was there a sort of an “apprenticeship” you had to go through first?
ELIZA:

Not Eliza Jayne
Photo of Eliza would have gone above and here would have been the caption.

CHRIS: What have been some of your noteworthy encounters with the paranormal?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Last year I did an interview with another lady who’s a model and paranormal investigator. Ryleigh Black of Black Cross Paranormal, based out of Providence, RI. Do you know her or of her?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Are you still co-hosting the Dead Sexy Radio Show? (Please give some details about the show)
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Even though you’re from Baltimore and now live in Philadelphia, I see you’re a big Washington Redskins fan. Why is it you favor the Redskins over, say, the Ravens or the Eagles?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Are you also a hockey fan? I know you have some experience taping hockey sticks.
ELIZA:

CHRIS: You have posted about a book exchange program at your Facebook page. Is that a program you started? (Please give some details on it.)
ELIZA:

Not Eliza Jayne
Photo of Eliza would have gone above and here would have been the caption.

CHRIS: Who are some of your favorite authors?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Do you have any hobbies, interests, or skills that most people don’t know about?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: With that, I thank you so much for taking your time to do this, Eliza. In closing, any shout-outs to anyone?
ELIZA:

CHRIS: Oh, just one last question: What was the last wild animal you tried to pet and what was the result?
ELIZA:

 

 

 

 


Not Eliza Jayne
Photo of Eliza would have gone above and here would have been the caption.
Not Eliza Jayne
Photo of Eliza would have gone above and here would have been the caption.

A video featuring Eliza would have gone above and here would have been
the caption. Instead, enjoy this 5-second SMPTE test pattern.

Links to Eliza’s websites would have gone below ….and now ….

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