October 15, 2018
Dear Future Victims:
Congratulations! Because you have made a lasting impression on me this past year, you are invited to MY Annual Halloween Party!
SAVE THE DATE: It will be taking place on October 25th. This year, I’ve picked a secret Special Location to play a fun game, so be prepared for anything. Come as you are… No costumes needed. You may see some familiar faces… I’ve invited some of last year’s guests to attend.
For fun, You will be challenged in unthinkable ways and will be put to a series of tests. So, Lets reminisce over the cruel and torturous ways we’ve impacted each other the year. I’m just dying to see you!
My Coldest Regards,
Malvolia, the Queen of Screams